great-warnovel Chapter 40 Teaching the Third Brother How to Milk a Cow: Third Brother, be gentle... have a rhythm!
Chapter 40 Teaching the Third Brother How to Milk a Cow: Third Brother, be gentle... have a rhythm!
As soon as those hundreds of "Qin Family Down Jackets" were finished, a mournful smell, like that of plucked geese, filled the Qin family compound.
But it's really warm when you wear it!
It's light and airy, yet more effective than ten pounds of cotton.
Wearing their new gear, the guards stood tall and proud while patrolling the snow.
As night fell, Su Wan, exhausted and with a sore back, lay down on the canopy bed covered with a tiger skin.
【drop--!】
[Congratulations, host! A series of critical hits has been achieved recently!]
[She's maxed out in three categories: protecting her husband (blocking officials), flirting with other men (dreamscape + tiger skin), and managing the household (down jacket)!]
[The Heartbeat Farm system has been officially upgraded to LV.2!]
[Unlocking a new area...]
[Boom!]
Su Wan felt a sudden, earth-shaking tremor in her mind.
The space that originally contained only black soil and the spirit spring well was suddenly filled with a large expanse of mist.
A lush green meadow appeared out of nowhere, carrying a fresh scent of grass.
[Unlock: Happy Ranch!]
[Newbie gift pack has been sent: 1 premium Holstein cow (amazing milk yield, rich and creamy milk, with a natural vanilla flavor)!]
dairy cow?!
Su Wan's eyes lit up instantly.
In ancient times, when food and clothing were scarce, milk was a rare commodity!
With this thing, the whole family will never have to worry about nutrition again, and we can even make milk tea, double-skin milk pudding, cream cakes...
"Slurp."
Su Wan wiped her drool and, under the cover of night, secretly "smuggled" the black and white spotted cow to the newly built livestock shed in the backyard.
……
Early the next morning.
The Qin family's backyard erupted in chaos.
"My goodness! What kind of cow is this? It looks like a spotted pig!"
The third brother, Qin Meng, was holding a washbasin when he stared wide-eyed at the black and white bull grazing leisurely in the shed.
This is... cough cough, that part, why is it so big? It's bulging and looks heavy!
"This is called a dairy cow."
Su Wan came out yawning, carrying a small wooden bucket in her hand:
"It's specially made for producing milk. Last night... cough, I asked that mysterious merchant to buy it for me, and it just arrived."
Another mysterious businessman.
Qin Meng scratched his head, feeling strange, but whatever his sister-in-law said went.
"So... how do you prepare this? Just drink it?"
"We have to squeeze it out."
Su Wan confidently rolled up her sleeves, revealing a section of her snow-white forearm:
"Watch me."
She moved a small stool and sat under the cow's belly, stretching out her two delicate, soft hands.
"Moo—!"
The cow kicked its legs impatiently and flicked its tail, almost slapping Su Wan across the face.
Not a single drop of milk came out.
"Oh dear, it's not strong enough."
Su Wan rubbed her sore wrists. This job looked simple, but it was actually hard work and required skill.
She turned her head and saw Qin Meng, who was standing next to her with a muscular build and was as strong as a bear.
Isn't this just readily available labor?
"Third Brother! Come here!"
Su Wan waved and smiled like a little fox.
"Huh? Me?"
Qin Meng pointed to his nose, looking completely bewildered. "I only know how to slaughter pigs, not how to handle these delicate things! What if I break them?"
"It won't break! Hurry up!"
Su Wan pressed him down onto the stool.
The moment Qin Meng sat down, the difference in their physiques became immediately apparent.
He was so strong that he looked pitiful huddled under the cow's belly, his two calloused hands stretched out, thicker than the cow's... well, you know.
"Hand out."
Su Wan stood behind him, bending slightly.
boom--!
Qin Meng's muscles tensed instantly, becoming as hard as stone!
Sister-in-law... she's here!
In that instant.
In Qin Meng's simple mind, the string called "reason" snapped with a "pop".
"Third Brother, don't just stand there in a daze."
Su Wan was completely unaware of how suggestive the position was; she was focused entirely on giving birth.
"Follow my rhythm... Yes, hold on first."
"This...is like this??"
Qin Meng's throat was dry, and his voice was as hoarse as a broken bellows.
"Oh no! It's too stiff!"
Su Wan grew anxious and pressed herself even lower, her cheek almost touching his ear:
"Third Brother, relax... keep the rhythm."
"It's...it's out!"
Qin Meng was startled, and his hand trembled.
Qin Meng squatted there, large beads of sweat dripping from his forehead, running down his cheeks and into his neck, making him itch terribly.
He wasn't milking a cow at all.
He felt like his soul was being squeezed out!
"Gulp."
Qin Meng swallowed hard, his eyes bloodshot.
"Sister-in-law... Sister-in-law..."
"I... I feel like... this job is... so dangerous?"
"That's the right thing to do, risk your life!"
Su Wan smiled, her eyes crinkling as she watched the milk filling the bucket.
"This is hard work! Third Brother is strong, so he's perfect for this!"
"From now on, this cow... will be under the care of Third Brother!"
Should he be the one to serve him?
Does this have to happen every morning?
Qin Meng's hand trembled, and he almost overturned the bucket.
That's heaven, and that's hell!
Just then.
"Splash—"
The whole bucket of milk has finally been milked.
Su Wan released her grip, straightened her back, and looked at the bucket of milky white liquid with satisfaction:
"Great job! Third Brother is amazing!"
"So much milk...enough for us to drink for several days!"
Qin Meng was now slumped on the stool, like a dead dog whose strength had been drained.
His face was flushed, he was drenched in sweat, and his eyes were glazed over as if he had just done something indescribable.
He looked at his hands, which were covered in grime.
A picture suddenly flashed uncontrollably through my mind—
if……
If my sister-in-law also...
"Snapped!"
Qin Meng slapped himself hard.
Qin Laosan! What are you thinking! That's your sister-in-law! You beast!
[Beep! Detected an off-the-charts level of "dirty" content!]
[Target: Qin Meng (Third Brother). Status: Overwhelmed by mental shame + extremely honest body language!]
Heart rate: 180...200...220!
[Congratulations, host! Your ranch has received "Essence" irrigation!]
[Unlock new product: 10 cans of concentrated condensed milk (it's so sweet it'll make your teeth ache, just like how I feel right now!)]
Looking at Qin Meng's "self-punishment" expression, Su Wan didn't know what he was thinking, but judging from the lustful look on his face, she could guess pretty much what it was.
This idiot...
What do they think milking cows is all about?
"Alright, Third Brother, stop slapping me, my face is all swollen."
Su Wan took out a handkerchief and wiped the sweat from his forehead, deliberately pinching his burning earlobe with her fingertips:
"Thanks for your hard work."
"As a reward for Third Brother... I'll give you the first bowl of double-skin milk later."
"That kind... white and tender, melts in your mouth."
boom--!
Qin Meng's blood and qi, which had just calmed down, began to boil again.
So white and tender...
Melts in your mouth...
It’s over.
He'll never be able to look at milk the same way again in his life!