Chapter 118 Male version of Rin, female version of Kakashi, Obito's choice is...
Chapter 118 Male version of Rin, female version of Kakashi, Obito's choice is...
Chapter 118 Male version of Rin, female version of Kakashi, Obito's choice is...
This issue itself is like a battleground.
In the Kannabi Bridge timeline -
Even Madara Uchiha focused his attention on Kakashi and Rin Nohara.
Izuna: "That's easy, just use a transformation jutsu!"
Kakashi's voice held a hint of a proud young man's reluctance, "Don't joke around! I don't want to become a woman!!"
Lin: "I'd like to try it, but I can't imagine what it would be like to become a boy."
"No, no, no!" Obito waved his hands forcefully, "You two, spare my life!"
Kakashi: "It wasn't my question!"
Obito: "Anyway, I can't imagine what you'd look like as a woman. I've already told you that even the future you can't imagine it, but as long as I'm Uchiha Obito, I definitely won't like you! We don't get along!"
"Is that kid out of his mind?" Young Uchiha Madara looked at Obito with disdain, then pointed to Uchiha Obito in the mirror during the period of six hundred billion explosive tags.
He said, "If he answers correctly, wouldn't the girl he likes become a man, and his rival become a woman?"
Young Uchiha Madara was startled. An image immediately flashed into his mind of a ridiculously cheeky mushroom-headed girl with two little braids on her head, turning to him with a pitiful expression and saying, "Madara~ actually~ actually I'm a woman~"
"Ughhhh!! How disgusting!! Don't make me imagine such disgusting things!!!"
The young man was a little curious: "What did you imagine that disgusted you like this?"
Young Uchiha Madara: "I can imagine Hashirama telling me he's actually a woman—ugh, so disgusting. By the way, you guys remember Hashirama, right?"
How could I forget? Hashirama is Senju Hashirama! His eternal rival!
Following his words, the young man thought of his childhood friend, who would later become his lifelong rival.
Hashirama turned into a woman?! Young Madara gasped! A long-haired woman with a princess-cut hairstyle flashed into his mind! He quickly shook his head to banish the thought!
Having endured all suffering, the elderly Madara Uchiha tells the young Madara Uchiha who thought Hashirama was just Hashirama: "He is Hashirama Senju, your eternal enemy—"
He could only continue living by sitting on the wooden statue in front of the Outer Path Demon Statue. He had originally wanted to die, but suddenly he wanted to see what that barrage of comments was going to do.
"Senju—Hashirama—" He really was a member of the Senju clan.
The timeline of Obito's dark turn and rampage was sent to Obito Uchiha by the barrage of comments. Obito's young daughter Rin, young girl Rin, and bride Rin are currently gathering information from Minato Namikaze.
Kakashi, whose personality had changed since Obito's "death," was still a bit overwhelmed and was sitting alone to one side, hugging his knees.
He looked so pitiful.
With four Nohara Rin surrounding him, Obito, who had been corrupted, no longer seemed corrupted at all.
But there's always been a question I've wanted to ask but haven't dared to: who does Lin want to marry when she wears a wedding dress?
Judging from the conversations of those "all-knowing gods" in the bullet screen, Lin didn't have the chance to live long enough to get married. So where did this Lin come from?
Timeline of 600 Billion Explosive Tags: ["Obito Uchiha couldn't imagine Rin Nohara becoming a man and Kakashi becoming a woman; the correct thought in his mind was 'I don't know.'"]
["And in a parallel world where 100 Rin Noharas are men and Kakashi Hatake is a woman"]
"There's a greater than 70% chance that Obito Uchiha will fall for Kakashi Hatake."
[“Therefore, Obito Uchiha is deemed to have failed the Truth or Dare game. He must kiss any person of the opposite sex within one minute, or he will be punished by randomly eliminating someone extremely important to him.”]
“!!!!!!”
Obito Uchiha was in a dilemma. He was both glad that the barrage of comments didn't give him Rin Nohara as a man, or Kakashi Hatake as a woman.
At the same time, Obito was also very resistant to the 70% chance of randomly kissing a member of the opposite sex.
What the hell is this punishment?!
Obito Uchiha was gradually gaining popularity, but he couldn't gamble on the possibility of Kakashi being killed.
"30 seconds left, please kiss someone of the opposite sex as soon as possible."
The notification sound for the bullet screen appeared again!
But he's currently on the border of the Land of Rain; what woman could he possibly have on hand?!
No..·.
It's not that there aren't any members of the opposite sex.
Urged on by the barrage of comments, Obito Uchiha decided to go all out!
He grabbed the body of Konan, whom he had killed, and removed the mask from her face! He kissed her! All in one swift motion.
【"bite!"】
[“Obito Uchiha successfully kissed any woman within one minute.”]
[Kissing Skill Rating: E]
[Comment: If you're bad, practice more.]
"puff!!"
Although Obito Uchiha in this timeline is all alone, everyone in other timelines is watching him!
Kannabihashi Timeline —
The three Madara Uchiha members and Izuna Uchiha meant that they wouldn't let Minato's team leave, but they also wouldn't harm them.
Only after receiving assurances of safety did the Konoha ninjas feel slightly more at ease.
Lin turned her head away, struggling to suppress her laughter.
Young Madara complained that it was Obito's first kiss, which angered Obito, and they started arguing.
Putting aside Obito's reservations about the future, the two Uchiha boys, who are the same age, unexpectedly have a pretty good relationship.
The Fourth Shinobi World War timeline: The Allied Shinobi Forces secretly glance at Obito, the Ten-Tails, who is floating in the sky.
Is that guy still a virgin?
The idea quietly took root in everyone's mind.
Especially for those ninjas with wives and children, you know what, their confidence as men suddenly came!
Because they are from the main world, the dozen or so mirror walls around them can clearly see the reactions in each timeline.
Edo Tensei Tobirama Senju retorted: "I proposed the three-person team model for multiple reasons, including tactical balance, ninja inheritance, and psychological preparation! Not to create a love triangle for you guys!!"
"Hahahaha! If you're bad, practice more! Hahahaha! If you're bad, practice more!!" Edo Tensei Hashirama is one of the few who dares to point at the barrage of comments and laugh out loud.
He really likes this sentence!
What's most infuriating is that someone dared to shout at Obito Uchiha, "Don't always project your own misfortunes onto others! At least in this aspect, Naruto far surpasses you!!"
In which aspect?
Of course, it's kissing!! As mentioned in the previous comments, there are quite a few women who have kissed Naruto, and they're all of extremely high quality!! They're often descendants of entire nations or clans.
Hinata and Sakura are the most ordinary among these people!
Naruto frantically scratched his head and yelled at the Allied Shinobi Forces uncle who had killed 800 enemies and wounded 1000 of him, "Don't make me remember all this! Uncle over there!!"
An unnamed middle-aged man in the Allied Ninja Army scratched his head and chuckled sheepishly, "Ah, sorry, sorry."
After Naruto finished complaining, he still needed to use the Nine-Tails' chakra to block a black chakra rod with a picture attached that was thrown at him.
I'm so tired! Six hundred billion exploding tags in one timeline... I feel like Obito Uchiha would tear that mirror apart with his bare hands!!
Of course, he had tried, but no matter what he did, he couldn't damage the mirror in the slightest.
I can only suffer in silence once.
Until the barrage of comments spoke again:
"Thank you for being there. Obito Uchiha's first kiss saved 'Black Zetsu,' who was so important to him, from death. May our friendship grow even stronger from now on."
Obito Uchiha, having reached his limit, unleashed "Fire Release: Storm Dance!!"
Looking at the situation in the 600 billion explosive tags timeline at the Samurai Bridge timeline, a row of ellipses appeared above the heads of those who were resurrected because of Sasuke's wish, as well as Obito Uchiha and Kakashi Madara.
My first kiss.
He kissed a corpse.
His kissing skills are terrible.
If you get criticized for being bad, just practice more.
In return, it allowed their enemy to continue living in the world.
This buff is fully stacked.
Their gazes toward Obito Uchiha were not filled with satisfaction, but with profanities.
The Uchiha clan was destroyed by such a loser, and the resentment in the hearts of the Uchiha clan members was indescribable.
"Please, Obito Uchiha, choose one person to participate in Truth or Dare."
When it came to their turn on the bullet screen, Obito Uchiha, whose timeline had been under everyone's watchful eyes, shouted out the name "Black Zetsu" without hesitation.
As he uttered the name Black Zetsu, Minato Namikaze, Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake, and others simultaneously raised their hands to stop him: "Don't!"
But it was too late.
The barrage of bullets summoned Black Zetsu to this place.
Several people who wanted to stop him slapped their foreheads. "What if he succeeds and the gift the bullet screen gives him is the Infinite Tsukuyomi?"
Obito Kita Uchiha: —
Where's my mask? Where's my virtue? Maybe I should put it back on?
But it's too late to say anything now.
The bewildered Black Zetsu had been summoned to their presence by the barrage of bullets and locked in a transparent glass room, preventing him from attacking or possessing and controlling others.
"What's going on?! Obito!!" Black Zetsu yelled from inside, like a Venomous Black Zetsu that had lost its host, "If it was those words in the sky just now, you didn't actually believe them, did you?! Only the Infinite Tsukuyomi can help you create your ideal world!"
Black Zetsu, who had just arrived, focused his gaze on Obito Uchiha and did not see Rin, who had already been resurrected.
But since there were so many Uchiha clan members who should have died long ago, Black Zetsu immediately discovered them as well.
Before Black Zetsu could come up with a new trick.
The barrage of comments promptly interrupted his thoughts:
"Black Zetsu, would you choose Truth or Dare?"
Black Zetsu: "What?"
Truth or Dare?
Black Zetsu questioned Obito: "What's going on with you? Are you betraying Madara-sama?!"
Obito Uchiha: ".——."
At this moment, he didn't know what to say to Black Zetsu. Rather than talking to Black Zetsu, he wanted to cut Black Zetsu into a thousand pieces!
When Black Zetsu continued to deceive Obito without getting any feedback, he lost his temper and started cursing, but the current final timeline has already passed.
[The selection time has expired; Black Zetsu has been randomly selected for a major adventure.]
Black Zetsu: "A grand adventure?! What grand adventure?!"
The props in the little divine tree's hands in the mirror kept changing, like a lottery, as it was selecting a suitable adventure game for Black Zetsu.
【"bite--!"】
【"Please blacklist Zetsu—within 24 hours—"
Everyone swallowed hard, listening intently to the grand adventure mission that the barrage of comments was giving to Black Zetsu.
He secretly hoped that Black Zetsu would definitely not be able to complete that mission.
All that could be heard was the barrage of comments:
"Please, Black Zetsu, watch all 1,000 R-rated videos featuring actresses as 'Kaguya Otsutsuki' within 24 hours."
Black Zetsu: "...—Huh?"
Black Zetsu stared with his big, yellow eyes and a mouthful of shark teeth, looking completely bewildered and silly.
He thinks he just heard his mother's name.
But what exactly is restricted content?
Mom is an all-powerful and omnipotent God!
For a mother, there's absolutely no way that anything restricted exists!!!
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