The Naruto fan war has given the Uchiha clan a huge shock.

Chapter 3 Commentary: Insults towards Naruto, contempt for Sakura, pity for Sasuke

"Naruto, my little angel, I like you so much."

"Mingbao, let me give you a big kiss."

Kakashi tried his best to keep his voice monotonous and formal, but in reality, a fine layer of cold sweat had broken out on his back!

Even the mask couldn't hide his flushed, sweaty face!

Last time, when Jiraiya's works were read aloud, it was at least just Naruto and Shikamaru...

This time, he did it in front of the entire Allied Shinobi Forces!!!

Especially Minato-sensei...

Please restrain your murderous intent!!! I was merely following the Second Hokage's orders to read the above text! I am absolutely not a pervert with any special intentions towards my student, your teacher's son!!!

Kakashi the Copy Ninja is on the verge of collapse!

"What the hell is all this?!?!" Naruto was like a frightened bird, practically thrashing about on the battlefield. "My Sexy Jutsu is indeed very powerful! But it shouldn't be this bad, right?! And kissing and all that! I didn't even— never mind that! Damn it, don't remind me of those awful experiences!! Aaaaaah, you bastard Sasuke!!"

Hashirama Senju whispered to Tobirama Senju, "Why does this kid also like to talk to himself?"

"Although he doesn't have red hair," Tobirama Senju said, "he should also have the blood of the Uzumaki clan."

Remembering Karin from before, the Senju brothers are ashamed. What's wrong with this generation of Uzumaki clan members? Why do they all like to talk to themselves? And why do they all have to curse Uchiha Sasuke in the end? What heinous thing did Sasuke do?

Sasuke Uchiha took a few steps to the side, not wanting to stand next to Naruto Uzumaki, and even less wanting to recall the certain sensation on his lips...

Kiba asked Shino beside him, "Did the Fourth Hokage have a daughter?"

Shino and the other Konoha ninja shook their heads.

Let alone a daughter, they didn't even know the Fourth Hokage had children.

Kakashi was so moved by what he was reading that he almost cried; no one else could possibly understand the pain he was going through.

The Third Hokage sighed and silently thought to himself, "Kakashi, thank you for your hard work..."

Thankfully, the second-generation leader let him off the hook in time. "Change it to something else! Besides confessing your love to that blond kid, what else do you have?!"

Kakashi breathed a sigh of relief and quickly found other material to read—

"The Uchiha clan really produces a lot of handsome men."

"Sasuke is so awesome, but unfortunately he automatically loses his intelligence when he encounters Naruto Uzumaki."

"Sasuke was so cute when he was little. I really want to hold him in my arms and love him dearly."

"I love Sasuke! Sasuke is my husband, and no one can take him from me."

Sakura & Ino: "What?!?!"

Shikamaru: "I'm getting goosebumps..."

The others nodded vigorously. Their confession to Naruto was already straightforward enough, even changing Naruto's gender. They didn't expect it to be the same if they changed it to Sasuke.

So cute! I want to hug you tightly and cherish you...

The key point is that these words all came from Kakashi's mouth. There was an indescribable sense of unease. If he hadn't been on the battlefield these past few days without eating anything good, he would have thrown up his dinner from the night before.

Uchiha Sasuke: "..."

At least he appeared very calm.

He was much calmer than Naruto, after all, he had heard these words almost since he was a child, and even when he went to Orochimaru's side, Karin did not let him off the hook.

Aside from being a bit noisy, there's nothing else wrong with it...

Do not……

Originally, it didn't seem like a big deal when I looked at it with my Sharingan.

But when these words came from Kakashi's mouth, they made his stomach churn!

Sasuke's hand, gripping the hilt of his sword, was trembling!

The situation doesn't allow it, the situation doesn't allow it, the situation doesn't allow it...

Now is not the time to cut down Kakashi, now is not the time to cut down Kakashi, now is not the time to cut down Kakashi...

Sasuke closed his eyes tightly, repeatedly trying to mentally prepare himself.

Naruto was extremely dissatisfied. "Why do you call Sasuke 'husband,' but when it comes to me, it's 'Sexy Jutsu wife' or something?! I'm clearly more manly than Sasuke, aren't I?!"

Sakura: "You idiot Naruto! It's because you always use those dirty ninjutsu!!"

Kakashi read it with tears in his eyes—

"My heart broke when Sasuke cried. I feel so sorry for my little Sasuke. Please love him for me, anyone."

"The Uchiha are so kind; they are the true clan of love."

"Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Shisui, Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Izuna, Uchiha Obito, and Uchiha Kakashi are all handsome and kind."

"..."

The Second Hokage couldn't help but interrupt him, asking, "Are you also from the Uchiha clan?" He had never seen an Uchiha with the same hair color as himself.

"My surname is Hatake, Second Hokage." Kakashi was utterly speechless, guessing that perhaps because of Obito's eyes, someone had mistaken him for an Uchiha. He said to Tobirama Senju, "I am reading the contents aloud as you requested."

"Trash." Obito Uchiha cursed harshly beside Madara.

To him, the current Kakashi is merely a counterfeit in this illusory world!

"What was this you doing, brat?" Madara Uchiha crossed his arms, his imposing aura radiating authority.

In fact, Madara didn't think Obito was the culprit, but since he couldn't think of anyone else who would do such a thing, he asked anyway.

Obito had just overheard what the Second Hokage said to Kakashi, and he also used his Mangekyou Sharingan and the Rinnegan that couldn't be closed to look at the four pillars pressing down on the Ten-Tails.

【Lord Ban!!! I want to have your babies!!!】 57 people liked this.

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Clearly, Madara Uchiha also saw this statement.

Obito gave him a look that seemed to say: You think I'd want to have your child?!

Madara Uchiha: "…………"

Obito Uchiha: "..."

An awkward silence fell between the two.

While they were locked in a fierce exchange of glances, another uproar erupted from the Allied Shinobi Forces' side!

It seems to be due to the effect of Obito Uchiha's Rinnegan!

All the text on it had been deciphered! And it was displayed directly to everyone's eyes!!

On the wall, one after another, the universal script of the ninja world flowed:

[Saying the Third Hokage was the strongest Hokage of all time is hilarious!] 142 people liked this.

[Sakura's going to think she can catch up with Sasuke and Naruto again, lol] 146 people liked this.

The sarcastic tone made the ninjas uncomfortable.

The Konoha ninja were even more furious. Who on earth was insulting the Third Hokage and their excellent medical ninjas?!

[There are hot spots everywhere, down there (disdain.jpg)] 342 people liked this.

What is fire straight?

[The Uchiha clan are all so kind! They are the true clan of love!] 23 people liked this.

[My heart aches for Sasuke!! Konoha treated him like this, yet he still chose Konoha!] 66 people liked this.

[Hahaha, choose Konoha ×, choose Naruto √] 118 people think this is great.

Does this mean that Sasuke didn't choose Konoha, but instead chose Naruto Uzumaki from Konoha?

Naruto looked at Sasuke. He knew that Sasuke's hatred could not be eliminated so easily, but he had promised Sasuke's brother that he would never abandon Sasuke!

"What did Konoha do to Uchiha Sasuke?! He's the one who deserted Konoha and became a rogue ninja, isn't he?!" Konoha ninjas whispered angrily to their fellow village ninjas.

The other village ninjas echoed, "Including the ones who started this Shinobi World War! It was Uchiha Obito and Uchiha Madara!"

There are actually people who think that all Uchiha are gentle and kind?!

Are you out of your mind?!