great-warnovel Chapter 364 Kakashi's 666th Wish
Chapter 364 Kakashi's 666th Wish
Chapter 364 Kakashi's 666th Wish
[Wishing Obito and Kakashi a long and happy marriage!!] Over 10 people liked this. While a polite smile played on Hatake Sakumo's lips, a layer of unwavering scrutiny lingered in his eyes. His gaze slowly shifted to the black-haired boy beside him, his voice steady yet carrying an undeniable air of authority: "If I remember correctly—Obito-kun, you're a boy, aren't you?"
Obito Uchiha, whose name was called, stiffened instantly, almost instinctively straightening his back and standing at attention: "Yes, sir!"
Kannabihashi Timeline —
Sakumo's gaze swept over the still-childish face of 13-year-old Obito. Indeed, this was a boy about the same age as Kakashi, and both his physique and voice carried the naivety unique to boys his age.
But—why would that be?
Could it be that I misunderstood the meaning of "a harmonious union for a hundred years" and "lasting forever"?
Sakumo Hatake looked up at the text in the sky again: [Kakashi has a rumored girlfriend, right? That dancer or songstress created in the anime?] 10+ people liked this. [Does anyone think Shizune and Kakashi are a good match? The niece of Tsunade's boyfriend, the one with a flat chest like a man.] 10+ people liked this. [Shizune looks pretty good with makeup; see the limited Tsukuyomi movie for details.] 10+ people liked this.
[I skipped through Naruto, does Kakashi also like Rin?] 10+ people liked this. [He prefers Obito Uchiha.] 10+ people liked this. "You and Kakashi—" Before Sakumo Hatake could even ask, Kakashi interrupted, "It's all nonsense from those all-knowing gods!"
Twelve-year-old Kakashi, possessing a sharp tongue and a haughty demeanor, pointed his thumb at Obito Uchiha and said, "Who would like a loser who's always late? He's not some idiot with a screw loose!"
"Kakashi!!" Obito, the boy, was furious and embarrassed. "How dare you say that! It's not like you're saying we can't leave you anymore!!"
Thinking back, when the bullet comments first appeared in their timeline, they learned from the bullet comments that Obito would sacrifice himself during the Kannabi Bridge mission. After faking his death, he was manipulated and committed all sorts of evil deeds, becoming a major villain and instigating the Fourth Shinobi World War. In the end, he died in Kaguya's All-Killing Ash Bones while trying to save him and the youngest son of the Uchiha clan leader.
Then he suddenly learned that his teammates were about to die in this mission, and that his fate was like that of a cursed star, that after his father, everyone would leave him.
Kakashi did say something like that, telling Obito, Rin, and Minato not to leave him.
But these words were made public at this time —
"Obito Uchiha!!! You're asking for it!!!"
Young Kakashi ignored everything and rushed over to Obito, unleashing a barrage of punches and kicks!
After Obito Uchiha felt good about his slip of the tongue, he realized he shouldn't have said it, as it concerned the reputation of Kakashi, whom even the gods considered arrogant and sharp-tongued.
To prevent their friendship from completely capsizing, Obito defended himself while simultaneously begging for mercy.
Sakumo Hatake, who was watching the two of them playfully fighting so intensely, was left standing aside. Fortunately, Minato came over and explained the whole story to him.
In the timeline where Obito went berserk (which has now been successfully stopped), Black Zetsu's carefully chosen wish was to obtain a vast amount of chakra surpassing that of Hagoromo Otsutsuki and Hamura Otsutsuki.
Having finally obtained power surpassing that of the Sage of Six Paths, Black Zetsu's first thought was to head straight for Konoha and raze it to the ground! Then, he would be at ease resurrecting his mother, Kaguya Otsutsuki! He would let the Infinite Tsukuyomi shine upon the earth! He would bring back the Goddess of the Rabbit!
However, as this world-shaking chakra surged within him, Black Zetsu suddenly realized a fatal problem—
He re-examined his pitifully meager skill list:
The Art of the Mayfly—to merge one's body with the land and trees, achieving the effect of freely moving through matter.
Spirit possession involves possessing other people, including the dead, invading and controlling their bodies, turning them into puppets.
Decomposition—analysis of a corpse, used to destroy evidence.
Gone.
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That's it!!!
He possessed an immense amount of chakra, enough to crush even the Sage of Six Paths! Logically speaking, even if he simply unleashed that ton of chakra like a mountain, it would be enough to crush countless ninjas!
But when he examined himself, he was devastated to find that his meager skill set didn't even contain a single decent offensive ninjutsu! He had even fewer skills than White Zetsu!
"Damn it! It's all because I didn't have enough chakra in the past, I never even considered learning any proper ninjutsu!!"
Black Zetsu huddled in the shadows, muttering to himself in frustration, his voice filled with regret for this major oversight in his millennia-long plan.
However—it doesn't matter.
He possesses almost eternal time.
The Book of Seals of Konoha, the Puppet Techniques of Sunagakure, the Lightning Release Secrets of Kumogakure—all the secret techniques of the entire ninja world will become his hunting ground for ninjutsu!
Even Tobirama Senju, who possessed the "Index of Forbidden Techniques in the Ninja World," couldn't escape the clutches of his own free-to-use techniques!
[“Please let Obito turn evil and go berserk in the timeline” - Kakashi Hatake makes a wish —”
When they saw "Sakumo Hatake" prominently displayed in the list of options, Obito Uchiha and Rin Nohara were genuinely happy for Kakashi and urged him that his first wish must be to revive the White Fang of Konoha!
However, fate played another cruel joke on Kakashi at this moment!
A dark shadow, like a venomous slime, silently wrapped around Kakashi's body during a moment of distraction!
"Black Zetsu?!"
With chakra far surpassing that of the Sage of Six Paths, Black Zetsu's "spirit possession" ability is now on a completely different level!
Kakashi's body suddenly stiffened, half of his body was possessed by Black Zetsu, and he completely lost his consciousness! No matter how Obito and Rin called out to him, they could not awaken Kakashi's consciousness!
"Make my wish come true!"
Black Zetsu, controlling Kakashi's body, let out a twisted and excited shout.
My first wish is one.
Possessed by Black Zetsu, Kakashi raised his hands to the sky and shouted, "I've entered the world of Jiraiya's 'Make-Out Paradise'!"
"You—!" Minato Namikaze gritted his teeth in anger. "So it really was this most useless wish?!"
With a flash of golden light, he instantly appeared in front of Kakashi using the Flying Thunder God Technique, engaging in a fierce battle with Kakashi, who was being controlled by Black Zetsu, in an attempt to interrupt this absurd wish.
"Don't let him succeed!"
While fiercely battling Kakashi, controlled by Black Zetsu, their kunai and chiseling weapons flashing, Minato shouted at top speed to Obito, "Obito! Send Kakashi entirely into the Kamui dimension!"
"What?!"
Obito was taken aback upon hearing this, but he immediately understood Minato's intention!
As long as Kakashi is isolated in the Kamui dimension, once the wishing time limit is exceeded, the barrage wall will automatically randomly select wishes.
"Yes!" Lin nodded immediately, her eyes resolute. "Even a randomly chosen wish is better than having it wasted by Black Zetsu! Maybe—with good luck, we might even draw the option to revive Uncle Sakumo!"
Upon hearing this, Obito focused his attention on the battle between Minato and Kakashi, who was being controlled by Black Zetsu, waiting for the right moment to pull Kakashi and Black Zetsu into the Kamui dimension and imprison them!
However----
While the ninja world was constantly being bombarded by barrages of comments, wasn't Black Zetsu also long-time lurking on the screen?
He already knew by heart all those "wise sayings" from another world, such as "villains die from talking too much," "winners don't make a fuss," and "hesitation leads to defeat"!
When you're controlling Kakashi and Minato Namikaze in their battle, you don't need to use your mouth. If you don't say your wish now, are you waiting to be locked in the Kamui room and have a private chat with Obito Uchiha?!
"My second and third wish—" Black Zetsu, controlling Kakashi, shouted, looking up!
Minato Namikaze was shocked: "!!!!"
Black Zetsu shouted, "They've all been transported to 'Make-Out Paradise'!!!"
"What?!"
All three wishes are for the same thing?! And all of them involve traveling to the Icha Icha Paradise timeline?!
Is this possible?!
[“Confirming the timeline of Obito Uchiha's corruption and rampage” - Kakashi Hatake's wish:”]
["VI. Traveling to the Icha Icha Paradise timeline."]
["VI. Traveling to the Icha Icha Paradise timeline."]
["VI. Traveling to the Icha Icha Paradise timeline."]
'
This is truly—
666 Ah!
You damn bastard, Black Zetsu!
Just as the barrage of comments confirmed Kakashi's wish, Black Zetsu swiftly detached from Kakashi's body like a receding tide.
"Hehehehe—"
"In this way, not only will Kakashi's three wishes be nullified, but he himself will also be banished to another world. It's truly killing two birds with one stone!"
Black Zetsu let out a sticky, grating laugh, his voice filled with malicious mockery: "Namikaze Minato, it seems you ultimately couldn't protect your disciple after all."
Young Kakashi watched helplessly as his hope of reviving his father was shattered before his eyes, and rage instantly overwhelmed his reason. He turned and unleashed a fierce spinning kick, sweeping savagely towards the location where Black Zetsu was!
"You bastard—!"
However, Black Zetsu moved even faster, his figure disappearing into the ground like a ghost, leaving only a whisper echoing in the air—
"It's no use—I'll hide in the deepest shadows—"
"Sooner or later—"
Before he could finish speaking, there was no further news.
Young Kakashi clenched his fists tightly, his teeth grinding together in anger!
"Wrong?" Lin suddenly asked in confusion.
She was thinking about how to comfort Kakashi with Obito when she suddenly realized that something was wrong.
"Kakashi—why hasn't he been transported to the world of 'Make-Out Paradise' yet?"
Her reminder startled both Kakashi and Obito, who were standing beside him, and they realized the unusual delay.
Minato Namikaze frowned and said in a deep voice, "Something's not right—according to the usual rules, the wish should be granted immediately the moment it's confirmed—"
Everyone turned their puzzled gazes to the mirror that connected to the main world, on which was clearly written the number 666, representing the three sixth wishes.
"For some reason, I have the strange feeling that I've won the lottery."
"The winning number should be 777, right?"
"The comments section seems to have said '666,' which means 'very impressive skill,' or simply 'you're really good,' or 'you're such a pro.'"
The ninjas whispered their guesses.
Based on information obtained from the timeline of the Fourth Shinobi World War, the so-called "traveling to the world of Icha Icha Paradise" is essentially going to a parallel universe centered on emotional entanglements.
Therefore, when Black Zetsu made three identical wishes in a row, everyone, based on their limited understanding, naturally assumed that it was like repeatedly pushing open the same door—it was just that young Kakashi stepped into that world three times, and would return after a short stay each time.
But to everyone's surprise, these seemingly repetitive wishes would combine and take effect in such an unexpected way.
["Since the same wish cannot be fulfilled twice, the wish is upgraded after three wishes are combined."]
["Reconfirming the timeline of Obito Uchiha's corruption and rampage"—Kakashi Hatake's wish:"]
[“Six hundred and sixty-six, Obtained the special ability Hentai Pass!”]
"Huh—what the heck—?"
—A pass to adult anime?!
"Hyper-anime—" The young Sarutobi Asuma stroked his chin, trying hard to recall, "I think I mentioned this term in the comments section before, it seems to refer to that kind of—" He paused, a hint of embarrassment on his face, and lowered his voice before continuing, "—content that is not suitable for discussion in public."
Two blushes instantly rose on the cheeks of the woman beside him, and she let out a huff, both embarrassed and annoyed, before abruptly turning her head to the side, her ears secretly turning crimson.
"Anime Pass —" Minato Namikaze stroked his chin thoughtfully. "It sounds like a tool with a clear function, but the naming is a bit too straightforward."
The young Obito nudged Kakashi beside him with his elbow and whispered encouragingly, "Hey, why don't you try this ability? It might be pretty strong!"
"don't want!"
Young Kakashi flatly refused, his deadpan eyes filled with disdain: "I don't want to court death."
He clearly remembered the warning in the comments—NoZuoNoDie.
"Most importantly—"
Young Kakashi crossed his arms, his deadpan eyes filled with disdain, his voice carrying the resistance and contempt typical of his age towards certain topics: "I have absolutely no interest whatsoever in 'Make-Out Paradise' or hentai!!"
It was as if just saying those few words made him feel uncomfortable, as if he were denying his grown-up self, and he was eager to distance himself from "Icha Icha Paradise".
Perhaps having overheard their argument, the Divine Tree's bullet screen thoughtfully provided a detailed explanation of this ability.
[Gained Special Ability: Hentai Pass]
"By consuming chakra, one can enter any of the doujinshi worlds derived from the main storyline at any time and enjoy a different life."
"The world of doujinshi is—" The Konoha ninjas looked at each other and whispered among themselves, "I think the comments mentioned something about doujinshi thunder before—"
"Could it be that...we're going to have a doujinshi card game going to be released here?" A ninja suddenly realized something and gasped. "Some viewers in the comments said there are at least tens of thousands of doujinshi about our world!! Doesn't that mean Kakashi can freely travel to tens of thousands of different worlds?!"
"This is absolutely terrifying! How many dimensions does Kaguya's Rinnegan even have?!"
"Tens of thousands of spaces?! Black Zetsu has unwittingly helped us a great deal!!"
"But—" one ninja questioned, "What's the use of tens of thousands of erotic worlds?"
An aged voice came from another direction, "No, this ability sounds quite useful."
All eyes turned to the Third Hokage who was speaking.
"Cough cough—" Hiruzen Sarutobi gripped his pipe, feigning composure, and said, "What I mean is that this ability, in critical moments, might be able to provide a safe haven for comrades, just like the Kamui Dimension."
"——————————" Is it too late to explain now?
and----
To escape disaster by "going to the world of hentai"?
Are you sure there won't be more or fewer people when you return to the ninja world?
"You old geezer!" Tsunade, who had just returned to the village and witnessed this scene, put her hands on her hips and mercilessly exposed him: "It's clearly you who wants to go see those worlds! You old scoundrel!"
The ninjas of Konoha were ashamed; only Tsunade, the granddaughter of the First Hokage, dared to criticize the Third Hokage so directly.
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