great-warnovel Chapter 375 Madara: I can't pee if you don't stand behind me...
Chapter 375 Madara: I can't pee if you don't stand behind me...
Chapter 375 Madara: I can't pee if you don't stand behind me...
The moment the words "The bullet screen wall understands" left his mouth, the two of them, along with the surrounding scenery, instantly changed!!
The young Uchiha Madara and the young Senju Hashirama seemed to have been thrown into the center of an invisible energy storm!
The violent force enveloped the two like a tangible vortex, with visible air currents churning wildly, causing their hair to stand on end and their robes to flutter and cling tightly to their suddenly elongated limbs!
The irresistible pressure made Tobirama, who was watching from the sidelines, gasp for breath!
Not only him, but even Hashirama and Madara, who were at the core of the power and being constantly strengthened, felt an almost suffocating sense of oppression, as if they were facing a raging tsunami, and even their breath was being taken away!
Immediately afterwards, excruciating pain shot through my limbs and bones!
Their bones were being stretched wildly, muscle fibers were being extended to their limits, and meridians and blood vessels were being torn apart and reassembled under the surging force!
In this inhuman torture, they watched helplessly as their hands grew larger and stronger, their bodies rapidly grew taller, their vision broadened, and they became farther and farther away from the ground!
The once frail body of a boy was rapidly reshaped, his bulging muscles outlining the powerful silhouette of a mature ninja, his bones becoming increasingly hard as iron. Even more astonishing was the surging chakra within him, like a torrent bursting its banks, rushing through every meridian, filled with an unprecedented and immense power!
However, before all of this happened—
The excruciating pain, as if it were tearing and crushing every inch of their flesh, had completely overwhelmed their senses, leaving them no time to care about anything else.
The two were caught in a terrible cycle. The extreme pain would push them to the brink of unconsciousness, only for an even stronger pain to violently pull them back from the brief darkness the next second. This cycle repeated itself, seemingly without end.
Standing opposite and witnessing this scene, Tobirama's crimson eyes suddenly narrowed in shock!
Under his incredulous gaze, his brother and Madara's figures were changing rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye!
He was transformed from a boy in his early teens into a young man in his mid-twenties!
This torture-like transformation lasted for nearly an hour —
When the pain of muscles and bones being forcibly torn and reassembled finally eased slightly, Ban suddenly felt a piercing pain in his eyes, as if a red-hot iron needle had been stabbed into them!
"Aaaaaaahhhhhh—!!"
With the mind of a mere 12 or 3-year-old, he couldn't bear the sudden, intense pain. He covered his eyes, knelt on the ground, and let out a heart-wrenching scream!
"spot!!"
Their bodies suddenly grew larger, and as soon as Hashirama uttered a sound, he realized that even their vocal cords and voices had changed to those of adults.
Although his body had grown and his strength had reached its peak, his mind and thoughts remained at the level of 12 or 3.
At that age, they would not use the power within their bodies that they considered terrifying!
As Hashirama shouted, "Madara!", the Sage Mode markings on his face became prominent!
The outstretched hand inadvertently unleashed Wood Release towards Madara!
Four or five tendrils, like the roots of a divine tree, emerged from the ground, grabbing Madara Uchiha's limbs and forcibly stretching him into a large "X" shape, hanging him on the wall.
By this time, the pain in Madara's eyes had subsided, and when he realized what was happening, he found himself being held captive by Hashirama in an extremely awkward position.
"Let go! Hashirama!!" Madara kicked and struggled, but couldn't loosen the Wood Release technique. The tree's resilience only made his position more awkward. "What are you doing! Put me down right now!!"
The now 20-year-old Hashirama stiffly turned to look at the 10-year-old Tobirama, "Tobirama—, why did you put Madara down?"
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Tobirama was speechless. The shock and overwhelming sense of awe he felt upon seeing his older brother grow into an adult vanished instantly.
"It seems that even if you obtain the physique of an adult and the power of your prime, and even Wood Release, Sage Mode, and the Rinnegan, you still won't be able to use these powers skillfully, let alone defeat Kaguya with them."
As Tobirama spoke, Hashirama slightly regained control of the uncontrollable Wood Release, and Madara also understood how to use the Sharingan to enhance his own power, breaking through Hashirama's Wood Release and landing safely on the ground.
"It's alright, it seems like I'm not adapting too slowly."
Although Tobirama was praising the two, there was always a hint of arrogant judgment in his tone.
Madara suddenly grew to nearly 1.8 meters tall. Looking at Tobirama, who was only 1.4 meters tall, with his snow-white eyes and red eyes like strawberry daifuku, I couldn't help but poke his forehead.
"Hello!!"
Because Madara's strength had increased so much after he grew up, he almost tripped Tobirama, who was still only 10 years old. However, it was precisely because of this that Tobirama noticed the level of completion on the wooden table next to him.
[Cure each other's bad habits]
[Completion rate: 97%]
"It seems that as I've grown up, my bad habits haven't gotten as bad. It looks like I'll be able to get out of here soon."
"Yeah, but it feels like a waste to use up our last wish for just 3%."
Hashirama's words were also agreed upon by Madara and Tobirama.
After a brief encounter, Madara, still a 12-year-old boy at heart, took the initiative to seek Hashirama's opinion: "What do you think, Tobirama?"
When Madara asked him this question, Tobirama paused for a moment and said, "I suggest that you try to get out of this room through your own efforts. After you get out, you can use your last wish to free everyone who is trapped in the Infinite Tsukuyomi, or wish for the Sage of Six Paths to appear. That way you will have a lot more initiative."
After a pause, Tobirama continued, "However, this is on the premise that you can overcome that last 3% within a day. Otherwise, it's hard to say whether those imprisoned in the Divine Tree, absorbing chakra and life force as nourishment, can survive."
"Start your special training immediately, Hashirama!!"
"oh!!"
Then, Hashirama and Madara simultaneously said to Tobirama, "Tobirama, stand behind Madara and help him overcome his oversensitivity!"
"Tobirama, keep berating Hashirama! Help him overcome his annoying habit of getting depressed all the time!!"
Looking at his older brother and Madara (whose bodies were already adults), the young Tobirama was speechless for a moment, but in the end, an extremely strange iron triangle structure was formed. He stood behind Madara and berated Hashirama.
Ban was frantically chugging water while simultaneously unzipping his pants to urinate.
Hashirama squatted on the ground in the corner, enduring a barrage of insults, and poked at the dark, poisonous mushrooms created by his Wood Release as stress relievers.
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The scene was extremely bizarre, even somewhat perverse.
[Cure each other's bad habits]
[Completion rate: 98%]
"Very good, it rose by 1% in less than half an hour, very promising." The young Tobirama praised expressionlessly.
Madara Uchiha grinned and said, "I'm really afraid that I'll develop a conditioned reflex where I can't pee unless you're behind me—"
"6
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Ban, whose mentality was still that of a child but whose body and appearance were already those of an adult, thought his joke was too lame and was about to apologize awkwardly when he heard exaggerated laughter behind him.
He turned around stiffly, only to see the white-haired boy clutching his stomach, laughing so hard he was doubled over.
"W-What's going on?" he asked Hashirama, puzzled.
Hashirama pouted and pointed at his younger brother, who was doubled over with laughter. "You've practically ruined his sense of humor, and you're asking me what's going on?"
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This time, Madara remained silent. Is this the kind of character Hashirama's younger brother is?
All in all, things went more smoothly than they had anticipated.
Several hours later.
Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha struggled to adapt to their newfound power and restore their muscle memory. Meanwhile, they also had to endure Tobirama Senju's piercing gaze from behind and his relentless barrage of sarcastic remarks.
Until one [cures each other's bad habits]
[Completion rate: 100%]
The wooden house that had trapped Hashirama and Madara for more than a month suddenly transformed into tree roots, just like Hashirama's Wood Release technique, and slowly retracted, eventually merging into the earth.
The three looked up and, unsurprisingly, it was no longer late at night.
The setting sun, like blood, enveloped the desolate land in the twilight that was not yet dusk.
Deep within the forest on both sides of the Naka River, in the vicinity of the Uchiha and Senju clan territories, countless arched tree roots pierce the average height of the forest, pointing straight to the sky. Each branch is adorned with a pale, human-shaped cocoon, swaying gently in the wind under the crimson sunset, a scene as quiet and despairing as the end of the world.
Tobirama Senju said in a deep voice, "The Infinite Tsukuyomi has enveloped the entire ninja world. These cocoons hanging on the trees are all those trapped in the dream world."
"Izuna is in there too—"
The boy, who had suddenly grown into a young man, clenched his fist repeatedly.
Thinking that his younger brother was trapped in Kaguya's illusion, having his chakra and life force drained by the Divine Tree, the Rinnegan he had obtained through the barrage of wishes suddenly appeared uncontrollably in his eyes, with burning anxiety and pain surging within the purple ripples.
Hashirama gazed at his best friend beside him. He knew better than anyone that Izuna was to Madara what Tobirama was to him—the last younger brother he would be willing to give anything to protect.
Without hesitation, he spoke, his voice filled with unwavering determination: "Let's defeat Kaguya now, Madara!"
The word of agreement was already rumbling in Madara's throat, but it was abruptly interrupted by Tobirama's stern voice.
"You two idiots! Do you think you can easily defeat Kaguya with your current power?!" Tobirama's crimson eyes blazed with anger. "Besides, you haven't even used your third wish yet!"
"Hehe, I forgot." Hashirama scratched his head and chuckled. "But Tobirama, why does your temper seem to have gotten even worse?"
The white-haired boy's red eyes widened slightly in surprise, then he sighed and said, "It seems that Madara didn't develop the habit of not being able to urinate smoothly without someone standing behind him. On the contrary, I get angry reflexively when I see your face, big brother. "Ah?! How could you do this?!" Hashirama, who was still a child at heart, was so frightened by his 1.45-meter-tall younger brother that he covered his head in protest.
Madara looked at the Senju brothers and felt a little more relaxed. He didn't want to admit that he was influenced by Hashirama's emotions, and he almost forgot that he still had a wish to make. Before Hashirama could say "hmm," he quickly joined forces with Tobirama, "Hashirama, you are indeed not as smart as your brother. You could have just wished for Izuna and the others to be released with your third wish."
"The third wish is not to undo the Infinite Tsukuyomi," Tobirama calmly declared.
"Yes, the third wish isn't for—" Madara subconsciously agreed, only to suddenly snap out of his daze, his Rinnegan widening slightly in astonishment. "What did you say?! Not for saving Izuna?! Then, does it mean I wish to defeat Kaguya directly, and then Hashirama and I can use hand seals to break the Infinite Tsukuyomi?"
The information he had previously gleaned from the barrage of comments flashed through his mind—the ninjas named Naruto and Sasuke in the future seemed to have rescued all those trapped in the Infinite Tsukuyomi by joining forces and forming hand seals.
"While that's possible, however—" the boy's clear voice paused, "Although it's somewhat dangerous, I believe that directly granting you the power of Yin-Yang Release would be more beneficial than relying on this wish to defeat Kaguya."
"Yin-Yang Release—" Hashirama's eyes widened. "Are you talking about the power of the Sage of Six Paths?"
Tobirama Senju looked up solemnly and said, "The reason why Naruto and Sasuke were able to succeed in the future may be due to the Yin and Yang Release powers that the Sage of Six Paths bestowed upon them. This is very likely an indispensable key to breaking the Infinite Tsukuyomi."
He calmly analyzed the various possibilities, "If we wish to defeat Kaguya directly, we may not be able to rescue the trapped people due to the lack of Yin-Yang Release; however, if we wish to break the Infinite Tsukuyomi, we may be imprisoned by Kaguya again due to insufficient strength. In my opinion, the risks of these two situations are far higher than your plan to obtain the power of Yin-Yang Release first and then face Kaguya head-on."
Hashirama frowned, lost in thought, his knuckles unconsciously pressing against his chin: "You're not wrong—"
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His gaze wandered, and inadvertently fell on the mirror standing quietly to the side—a strangely shaped chibi-style little monster was printed on the mirror.
"Speaking of which, what exactly is this thing?" he asked with some doubt. "It seems to have been there ever since the cabin appeared."
His reminder immediately alerted Ban to the unusual situation.
"Isn't this mirror part of the room's decor?" He narrowed his eyes sharply, a hint of wariness flashing in his Rinnegan. "Why didn't it disappear with the cabin?"
Tobirama walked over and examined the mirror closely. "It doesn't reflect any image at all; it's just something that looks like a mirror."
But the things inside are quite interesting, "like an octopus."
"Duang!"
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When it was called an octopus, the little divine tree immediately became as dejected as a dying octopus.
An octopus like an older brother —
This thought came to Tobirama's mind.
I tapped the mirror with my finger, and then I saw many options and text appear inside.
Tobirama tried to poke and mark on it based on his own understanding —
[Nanaga River Breakup Timeline, donation function enabled.]
[To enable voice input, please begin speaking—]
"Voice activation? Is it for making a wish?"
[Tobirama Senju][VIP][Voice Start Function? Is it for Making a Wish?] 10+ people think it's great: "Hey! Tobirama!!"
When Hashirama saw Tobirama's words appearing in the comments above, he immediately reminded his younger brother to look up.
When Tobirama looked up, he saw not only his words in the sky, but also the all-knowing gods conversing with him!
[Nanka River broke up, haha, what a great name!] 10+ people liked this. [Butsuma's father and Tajima's father are heartbroken over their son's early romance.] 10+ people liked this. Uchiha Madara, Senju Hashirama: "————"
"What do you mean by puppy love?!" Madara, despite his adult-like appearance, bristled.
Hashirama, standing nearby, nodded earnestly, clarifying, "I know no more than twenty female ninjas, including my mother and Tobirama's, and at least fifteen of them are already married! Where would I be having an early romance?!"
Only Tobirama Senju understood; it was referring to his older brother and Madara.
[Looking at the profile picture, it's the younger version of Shiro!] 10+ people liked this. [He's not dead yet, let's ask him about the Second Hokage.] 10+ people liked this. [He hasn't become Hokage yet, let's ask him about the master of forbidden techniques.] 10+ people liked this. [He hasn't become a master of forbidden techniques yet, let's ask him about Hashirama's clever younger brother.] 10+ people liked this. [Hahaha, the Uchiha are stupid younger brothers, but the Senju are smart younger brothers?] 10+ people liked this. The word "stupid" was taken over by the older brother in the Senju clan.] 10+ people liked this. Hashirama pouted and said unconvinced, "What! I'm clearly a smart older brother too!"
[Tobirama, make a wish, I'll give you a reward!] 10+ people think it's great! [After listening to you sing so many songs, it wouldn't be right not to give you a reward.] 10+ people think it's great! [User LoveYAX's JJ rewarded Senju Tobirama with a dream castle.] 10+ people think it's great! Senju Tobirama instantly sensed something was wrong! A massive, terrifying chakra erupted around him without warning! Solidified blue energy surged out, enveloping his entire body.
"Tobirama!" Madara Uchiha suddenly closed in, his nearly 1.8-meter height casting an oppressive shadow. "You didn't just use up your last wish so casually, did you?!"
"I—I haven't made a wish yet—" Tobirama was only 10 years old at the time, and he was so intimidated by the nearly 1.8-meter-tall Madara Uchiha that he started to stutter.
Hashirama quickly stepped in front of his younger brother, "Madara, calm down! You look even scarier now than you did when you were a child!"
Madara then realized that suddenly growing to 20 years old had increased his strength and sense of oppression, making it feel like bullying a child when facing Tobirama, who was only waist-high.
"I'm so sorry, but I have one last wish—"
Before he could finish speaking, another voice came from the other side of the comment section:
【So————What is the third wish?】10+ people thought it was great until the comments section started buzzing again, and the three of them finally felt at ease.
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