Chapter 405: The Young Adult Comic Version – Dark Naruto!
Chapter 405: The Young Adult Comic Version – Dark Naruto!
Chapter 405: The Young Adult Comic Version – Dark Naruto!
In the timelines where tipping was enabled, the Divine Tree bullet screen inexplicably added the corresponding character's avatar and personal profile to the tipping list —
Right now, quite a few people who don't like to participate in topics, discussions, or flame wars are scrolling through the list.
Like a treasure hunt, dig for treasures in the list.
Nanka River Breakup Timeline 1 [Look! Nanka River Breakup Timeline, the Uzumaki Clan has a super beautiful woman!] 100,000+ people liked this. [There's a F-cup beauty in the Land of Water! She's totally my type!!] 100,000+ people liked this. [User Professional Isp rewards Hozuki Oborozuki with a heart-shaped Cupid.] 100,000+ people liked this. [User Professional Isp says to Hozuki Oborozuki:] 100,000+ people liked this. [Beautiful lady, let's get to know each other? I want to be the father of the Second Mizukage, do you think I'm qualified?] 100,000+ people liked this. According to the information displayed in the app, this fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged F-cup beauty is none other than the mother of the Mizukage Hozuki Gengetsu with the pompadour hairstyle that everyone has seen in the anime.
Through the wall of bullet comments, the gods spend a little money to engage in all sorts of verbal banter.
Like Tobirama Senju in this timeline, Gengetsu Hozuki is currently only about ten years old.
Seeing the barrage of bullets in the sky, he was so angry that he unleashed a water-based attack, which only slightly increased the humidity within the clan's territory.
"You really dare to say that." The Hozuki clan beauty, Oborozuki, who had been called out, smiled alluringly, yet her smile was like that of a shark smelling blood, sending chills down one's spine. "If you come over, let them taste the power of the Hozuki clan."
There are many more bullet comments like this, especially in the Warring States period timeline:
【Can Mito Uzumaki see me? Let's be friends? (づ3づ~)】10+ people liked this 【Mito is still a child! Are you a pervert?!!】10+ people liked this 【Hahahaha, watch Uzumaki Ashina beat you to death.】10+ people liked this Indeed, seeing these comments, Uzumaki Ashina was furious and laughed.
His mind was already flooded with the phrase "sealed by the ghoul" —
[Holy crap! Madara Uchiha's mother is named Kotomi Uchiha! It's like Sasuke Uchiha's mother's name reversed, and she even looks a bit like her?] 10+ people liked this. [A tall, long-haired, black-haired beauty, I love her!] 10+ people liked this. [Please! Uchiha Mikoto or Uchiha Kotomi, I'll take either one!!] 10+ people liked this. [《Rebirth: Madara Calls Me Dad, Asks If I Dare to Answer!》] 10+ people liked this. [Kotomi Uchiha: Thanks for the invitation. I'm in the Warring States period, just came off the battlefield. I heard my son has antisocial personality disorder.] 10+ people liked this. [So Izuna looks more like his mother, and Madara's frizzy hair comes from his father.] 10+ people liked this. Madara and Izuna Uchiha were filled with mixed feelings. What's there to discuss about this?!
They're all so grown up! And yet there are still some clueless fools eyeing their mother! Do they think their Sharingan is dead? Or have they forgotten how to perform hand seals for their Fire Release techniques?!
[Look at the mothers of the First and Second Hokage!!! They look just like Rei Ayanami! Their auras are so similar too!!!] 10+ people liked this. [My goddess Rei Ayanami!!!] 10+ people liked this. [《EVA Pilot: Rebirth in the Ninja World》] 10+ people liked this. [No wonder Tobirama's brain and the ninja world were more than a dozen versions ahead, hahaha!] 10+ people liked this. [So the Second Hokage didn't have albinism, he just looked like his mother! No wonder Butsuma Senju couldn't bear to fight him, hahaha!] 10+ people liked this. Tobirama Senju: "I'll reluctantly take these as compliments." What is albinism?
【Hashirama Senju = Shinji Ikari? ???】10+ people liked this. 【You know what, Commander Ikari and Butsuma Senju are about the same size in looks. Their wives would be like something out of "Beauty and the Beast."】
[Written into reality.] 10+ people liked this. [No wonder Senju Butsuma's genes allowed him to produce two sons like Senju Hashirama and Senju Tobirama.] 10+ people liked this. [How much incense did Senju Butsuma burn in his past life to find such a beautiful wife? Did he spend all his childhood making wishes at the Buddhist temple instead of doing missions?] 10+ people liked this. In the Sengoku timeline's ninja world, seeing these jokes, the two clan leaders of the Uchiha and Senju clans reacted strongly. Uchiha Tajima: "————" Sharingan: It's spinning! It's spinning!!
Thousand-Armed Buddha: "————" Where's my sword?!
[Girls, come quick! I found a handsome guy! I'll be writing fanfiction about him from now on! @ShimuraYuzo] 10+ people liked this. [Holy crap, he really is! At least he's more handsome than that civil engineer, Senju Butsuma, but that name sounds familiar...]
10+ people liked this: [Did you read the description? Sister! You're fantasizing about him? Your future son is Shimura Danzo?!] 10+ people liked this: [Holy crap? I'm a handsome guy?!] 10+ people liked this: [It was said in the anime that Shimura Danzo was the most handsome in the Hokage team; even Tsunade and Shizune blushed. It's clear his family has good genes for looks, but his personality is another story.] 10+ people liked this: Inside the Shimura clan's territory—
At only 16 years old, Shimura Yuzo is at the peak of his good looks, and even the nobles who issue missions are drawn to his handsome appearance.
From the previous comments, he knew that in the future, a guy named Shimura Danzo would emerge from their Shimura clan. He was universally disliked, and even the all-knowing gods wanted to kick him whenever they talked about him.
But only now did he realize that Shimura Danzo was actually his future son.
"What should we do?!" Shimura Yuzo's face was full of worry, and his melancholy aura made the woman looking at him look even more unsatisfied.
Unbeknownst to them, the handsome man who was making their mouths water was actually thinking: "Maybe I should just get a vasectomy."
Let's continue watching the comments section where people are seriously discussing the topic:
It depends on where you project your emotions. If you watch some current short dramas with a "feel-good" feel, you'll see various plots where the protagonist is reborn and uses information asymmetry to take revenge. If you don't project your emotions onto the protagonist, or don't know about the protagonist being bullied in their past life, you'll only see the protagonist bullying others.
But once emotions are projected onto the protagonist, it's incredibly satisfying. It's like having the protagonist avenge all the revenge you couldn't have, slap everyone you dislike in the face, and make them beg for mercy. [10+ people liked this] [Isn't that where Su Nuo's coolness lies? Modern law is just a piece of paper in his eyes; he practices the most primitive form of "survival of the fittest," and subconsciously, we all crave this kind of unreasonable power.] [10+ people liked this] [It's not that I agree with his evil, but I envy his authenticity. We are socially trained to be polite and tolerant, while the villain does things we only dare to think about but not do.] [10+ people liked this] [Most importantly, because the villain is so powerful, he doesn't need to follow the rules we must follow, nor does he need to consider the consequences we need to think about repeatedly. Where would we find such ability? At most, we'd be able to wipe out a large number of small-time villains on their path to awakening.] [10+ people liked this] [Speaking of which, in revenge stories, if the villain from the previous life hasn't done anything bad, shouldn't the protagonist seek revenge?] 】
10+ people liked this: "[Can you really forget a blood feud so easily? Of course, you should take revenge however you want!]" 10+ people liked this: "[If everything is different after rebirth, he might not even be your enemy.]" 10+ people liked this: "[Why should I gamble my happiness in this life on whether he's a good person in this life?]" 10+ people liked this: "[Unless that enemy is a woman, then I can take revenge on her in a more humane way.]"
100,000+ people liked this. [Androids 17 and 18 are examples; they were both good people in the New World, and Android 18 even became Krillin's wife.] 100,000+ people liked this.
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A subtle silence spread throughout the ninja world.
Shisui's lips twitched subtly. "No wonder the gods have such profound insights into the conflict between the paths of Indra and Asura; they really do enjoy pondering and debating these highly philosophical questions."
Even though Itachi Uchiha was known as a genius, he showed a rare look of confusion at this moment.
He thought for several seconds but couldn't understand why he could consider giving up revenge if his enemy was a woman.
besides----
What is the method of "stopping the water, and being more humane"?
If there is any way he can apologize to the Uchiha clan, he is willing to try.
"————" Uchiha Shisui appeared shocked, but inside he was panicking.
How is he supposed to explain this to Itachi, who's like a younger brother to him?!
In the Ninja Clan Trial timeline, Ashura, in an attempt to change the subject, asked his brother what his opinion was on the matter.
Indra didn't really have any ideas about this issue; he had his reasons for both seeking revenge and not seeking revenge.
"boring."
Indra crossed his arms and didn't even glance at his younger brother, Asura.
"I'm used to settling scores in this life."
"Well----"
One sentence killed the conversation and made Asura tremble with fear.
but----
Asura's inner thoughts are quite complex.
Who on earth spent over a thousand years and three lifetimes trying to destroy the Ninja Sect?!
Is this truly a case of repaying a debt in this lifetime?
Don't try to fool me, I'm not well-educated!! It's already been said in the comments!! Brother!!
With less than ten minutes remaining, the all-knowing gods were still engaged in a heated discussion: "Death deprives a person of their right to life, while forced hooking deprives them of both physical and mental autonomy. The highest legal punishment is the death penalty, but have you ever seen a form of corporal punishment below the death penalty? No, right? This means forced hooking is a punishment above the death penalty." (10+ likes) "Wow, you're a logical genius!" (10+ likes) "What if you get pleasure from a pervert?" (10+ likes) "The scope is anime and manga. These kinds of plots exist in anime and manga, you just don't see them." (10+ likes) "Seeing is believing! Where is the truth? Where is the link? Where are the resources?" (10+ likes) "You've all seen *The Death Note*, right? Why is it that everyone Light Yagami writes into the notebook gets killed, instead of being tortured?" Does this mean that in the world of anime, death is a more serious sin? 】10+ people liked this 【A death-like example. 】10+ people liked this 【I can't even imagine how the plot of "The Death Note" would unfold if it were as you described. 】10
10+ people liked this. [Are you looking for "Hypnotic Phone"?] 10+ people liked this. [Damn! I knew this generation of netizens were geniuses!] 7+ people liked this. Nara Shikamaru complained, "So troublesome." He glanced at the time helplessly. "Seven more minutes, everyone, just bear with it a little longer."
Kakashi lazily lifted his head from "Icha Icha Paradise" and softly hummed in agreement.
"I hope the next topic will be more serious." Obito Uchiha sat on the other side of Rin, his personality completely reverting to that of the serious, enthusiastic, and somewhat clumsy young Obito. He said, "This topic has absolutely nothing to do with the ninja world!"
Considering Rin's age, Obito Uchiha had automatically shifted his role from "childhood friend" to "guardian" and even asked Rin, "Why don't you and Kakashi go to the Kamui dimension for a while? These topics will pollute your minds."
Before Lin could reply.
Naruto spoke up first, "Rin-neechan can go inside and wait, but Kakashi-sensei can skip it; he probably loves this kind of topic the most."
Kakashi lazily reminded him, "If you keep saying things like that, your teacher-student relationship will break down, Naruto."
Obito, wearing an orange Tobi mask, jokingly said, "Cracks? Just water them and they'll be glued back together, right, Senpai?"
"—" Kakashi was speechless. "Yes, yes—"
In short, there are countless reasons to justify murder: national hatred, family feuds, protecting others, self-defense, and differing ideologies.
But forced seduction is blatant evil and a distortion of humanity. [10+ people liked this] [You haven't read enough domestic cultivation web novels, have you? Haven't you seen a plot like this where the male lead is poisoned with aphrodisiac, and to save the female lead in a moment of crisis, he seduces her, and then the female lead puts on her clothes and says, "I'll let you go this time?"] [10+ people liked this] [They're a perfect match, who are you, a monster, to object? (drinking tea.jpg)] [10+ people liked this] [Being forced and being forced back can be mutually understood, a prime example is "The Brave Warrior."] [10+ people liked this] [Shouldn't this be considered revenge?] [10+ people liked this] [Is this how revenge is done?? Ask Sasuke, who calls himself "the Avenger," which revenge is done this way?] [10+ people liked this] Sasuke Uchiha, who was eating a tomato his brother had washed, looked up and saw this monstrous message. He swallowed the tomato whole without even chewing it. Unable to swallow or spit it out, he nearly suffocated.
[Don't change the subject. Shimura Danzo ordered Itachi to destroy the Uchiha clan, not to kill Sasuke. Therefore, Sasuke could take revenge by killing Shimura Danzo or wiping out the Shimura clan, but he didn't need to kill Danzo or his clan.] Over 10 people liked this comment. Seeing these comments, the Shimura clan ninjas from other timelines felt a subtle embarrassment creeping down their spines.
In the timeline where Izuna was seriously injured (but has recovered), the Ichishi Village clan went to a meeting. When he and his clansmen saw Madara Uchiha and the Uchiha clan ninjas, they did not dare to look up.
Madara Uchiha and the Uchiha clan ninjas awkwardly turned their faces away.
They were practically counting down the seconds, hoping the issue would end quickly.
[Because those killed were mostly not key characters, but those who were defeated were mostly protagonists—] 10+ people liked this. [Have you guys forgotten that although the suggestion is in the world of anime, which is more serious, murder or forced seduction?], the overall framework of the issue is in the Naruto world. 10+ people liked this. [That's right, Naruto is a shonen manga after all.] 10+ people liked this. [Hilarious! If Naruto were a seinen manga, Madara Uchiha wouldn't have left a tailed beast inside Rin, using her destruction of Konoha to provoke Obito Uchiha and awaken his Sharingan!] 10+ people liked this. [Leaving a tailed beast inside Rin—damn, thank goodness it was a tailed beast and not something else.] 10+ people liked this. [The person above, I've already reported you.] 10+ people liked this. "!!!!"
In this timeline where Obito goes berserk, Obito is only 14 years old. He doesn't quite understand what the comments mean, but his intuition tells him, "Don't ask, don't ask, don't ask!!"
However, even if he didn't ask, given the mischievousness of those all-knowing gods, they would inevitably make up their own interpretations.
[My goodness! If this were a seinen manga, replacing the tailed beasts with Viagra or steroids would seem more reasonable!]
[Damn it! What will Obito Uchiha see when he arrives, all dusty and exhausted? Just thinking about it makes me despair!]
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Did the best friend and the goddess actually have sex?
[Then Obito Uchiha will have to use his "stick-wielding hero" revenge method, behead his best friend, and avenge his goddess, right?]
Minato Namikaze looked extremely embarrassed. He simply couldn't imagine what his team would go through.
"Thank goodness we're a shonen manga! Hahahaha!" Kushina laughed so hard she couldn't stand up straight. "Just thinking about how Obito kissed Kakashi back to avenge Rin makes me—hahahahaha."
"Ku...Kushina—" Minato stammered, "I don't think 'jue' means 'kiss'."
"? Wasn't it supposed to be a kiss?"
Minato Namikaze leaned closer to his girlfriend and whispered the meaning of "撅" to her.
Kushina's face turned bright red as she angrily cursed Obito, determined to settle the score with him! It was as if he had really done something wrong.
Obito, Kakashi, and Rin all interpreted "jue" as a kiss. Except for Kakashi, who couldn't see it, Rin and Obito both blushed a little. This topic was like a taboo door for their age group, with only a small crack opened.
But for Obito in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, or the Valley of the End 2.0 timeline, or even the Boruto timeline, it was like six hundred billion explosive tags exploding in his brain!!
"What kind of lousy analogy is that?!"
Because of Uchiha's talent for imagining things, these endlessly unfolding comments made him feel as if he were in another world of possibilities.
Naruto (Young Adult Manga Version)
"Wait for me! Rin! Kakashi! I'm coming to save you!!"
"At a time like this, Minato-sensei—I mean, where is the Yellow Flash?!"
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